The Full(est Possible) Story of the Four Seasons Total Landscaping Press Event

But in the final sprint to Election Day, managing the known unknowns of Giuliani’s endless capacity to fuck up so much that he was often at the center of several personal and international legal dramas at once was consuming time and manpower at campaign headquarters when there was little left to spare (View Highlight)

“This is all very us,” another campaign official said. “I’m not shocked or surprised at all.” If luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity, this was the opposite. “That’s how you get the Four Seasons fucking Total Landscaping bullshit.” (View Highlight)

You can see, in these and other small details, how the business of caring for the dead is often about caring for the living. (View Highlight)

As one Philadelphia Republican official told me: “Duuuuuude! It’s sooooo embarrassing! Oh my God! It’s the height of idiocy!” It was probably always that simple. (View Highlight)